stupid person: where is my wallpaper?

answer: up your ass and around the corner.

honestly, how hard is to read the user agreement? or even, say, (gasp!), lurk and understand a community before active participation? it would save yourself an ass beating.

and anyway, if gandalf going from gray to white means that he's achieved a higher level of, um, divinity if you will, then what does it mean when they call saruman "the white"? discrepancy? i need to read those books someday like totally.