10pm

for the record:

- 2 eggs, sunny-side up, sprinkled with salt&pepper
- 1 big-ass waffle, side of blueberries with extra butter
- 1 mug coffee
- 1 small orange juice

you know how julia roberts friggen pigged out when she was depressed and pissed off in america's sweethearts? i can relate. i ate all that in about fifteen minutes.

my fingers still smell like blueberries.

the check out guy looked like a less bag-eyed version of stu.

i really wanted some chilly and salsa after all that butter.