[speechless]

[i'm sucking on "healthy" seaweed tablets]

mom: aren't you going to drink any water with that?

me: no. i like the seaweed flavor.

mom: if you keep doing that you'll turn into that little green guy.

me: little green guy? the mini green giant? a smaller version of that green guy on all those cans of corn???

mom: no no, that little green guy. he wears a lot of burlap. and he sounds constipated all the time.

[pause]

me: you mean yoda.

mom: what a stupid name!