[speechless, deux]

mom: why can't i get out all the water in this @&#^&! coffee pot?!

me: [mummble mummble]

mom: why!!!

me: we should just get a new coffee pot. this one's lame anyway. free machinery usually sucks.

mom: i can't do that.

me: why??

mom: i like that it's black and shiny. like that star wars father person.

[pause]

me: you mean darth vader.