because good is dumb

because it's friday the 13th.
because people in l.a. drive terribly.
because you thought you were a trekker and not a trekkie.
because no one said sisko was their favorite captain.
because all ewoks are pigeon-footed.
because i don't know what to eat for lunch.
because not everything in life is wysiwyg.
because my new cell phone's got a weird scratch on it already.
because dust gets everywhere.
because people don't get anything anymore unless it's PC.
because people are calling that lame town the OC.
because there are too many re-runs of sex and the city.
because my photos didn't get any love from the *#!&@#! judges.
oh, just because, dammit.