i'm on the rag, i've managed to contract the latest trendy cold virus, my entire body aches, my bladder's always bursting because i'm downing gallons of green tea in an attempt to flush out the virus, i'm still smelling the garlic from yesterday, i'm also smelling the phlegm and mucus attacking the cold virus, i didn’t have any lunch, i spent 70 bucks on “necessary stuff” at target, there’s lotion stains on my pants, my nails are cracked, i feel crappy for not donating more to the tsunami people, and jerry hasn’t come back from the great beyond to say “just kidding(!)”.

today sucks.