i'm a relatively intelligent person. i'm good with computers, use logic to solve problems, and sing on key. i read fast, think fast, swim fast, type fast, and am swift with the witty reparte. i've memorized entire movie scripts, caught easy-to-miss mistakes, seperated azians apart from asians, zookept like mad, and smote those who've sinned.
so how in dear god's name can someone so obviously "with it" be absent-minded enough to go half this morning unconsciously wearing her sweater on backwards(?!?!?!?!?!). if not for the eagle-eyes of my gal pal in the int'l department, i'd've been wandering around probably the whole day with that chest label on my back. and this is after monday's ooo lookit, i wore my turtleneck INSIDE OUT FOR GODSSAKES!!!!. damn straight, i've got talent to spare in the walter mitty department.
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