so i was staring at my elevator reflection (as usual) and realized that i had flat, pudgy secretary booty today. ack! then i realized that my pants are too baggy (lost weight...hmmm) so, hey, it's okay. i have booty (damn straight); i just don't have very cool pants. in fact, the extra fabric all around is constantly getting in the way of smooth (and "at least i try to be sexy") movement. i feel like an awkward giraffe....minus the height of course.