oh my god, i don't deserve to be part of human society now. the garlic cream cheese is so insanely strong. damn them for not having plain!! or even giving me the chives one!!

and in other news, i'm still endlessly amused by the cheese nips guy outside. haha! it's the funniest thing to watch this horde of people be all busy and serious surrounding a guy wearing a giant foam cheese-shaped hat. in a hideous orange/yellow suit no less(!). :) the stack of extra cheese hats leaning next to director's chair just makes it all even more silly. at least this time the crew wasn't bitchy or stuck up. too bad they weren't passing out samples though ha. :)

and in other other news, i guess i'm really not the cool cat i like to think i am. at least when under pressure i'm not....because even right now, i'm still pissed off and annoyed at that [fill in the blank with something akin to biatch] old taiwanese lady. hell, i even dreamed about giving her smackdown. :P it's not even her questioning why i don't speak taiwanese...it's her you're TAIWANESE, therefore you should be all pro-taiwan and should speak the mother tongue because knowing mandarin is not knowing the REAL language of us proud proud people tone. in addition to the my grandchildren speak taiwanese SO fluenty(!) and you should not be so against learning your TRUE MOTHER TONGUE because, you stupid american born child, you're rejecting your heritage and hey(!) my grandkids are SO much more accomplished than you because they can speak taiwanese IN ADDITION to english and spanish and blah blah blah. lady, fuck off already. i don't speak taiwanese because my "mother tongue" is mandarin. you know, the one language that every chinese dialect has a basis in because it's the real mother tongue. do you speak english as fluently as i speak mandarin? didn't think so. you don't get to flap your crusty dentures in my face until you are able to use scintillating in a conversational, non-SAT word overusage way. did you even understand the last sentence? :P people like you are the reason why a pro-taiwanese stance looks so unappetizing.

ughs stupid ranting this need i have. talk like yoda maybe i do, have his patience i certainly do not.