dear fuckface:

if you'd send me your request from an email that works i might actually reply. but alas, your email addresses suck bantha poodoo and all my replies were backfired back to my account. so i ain't the one who sucks here; in fact, it's you. that's right, YOU. nevertheless, despite your stupidity (or perhaps, in spite of it), i will call up your fucking face tonight and give you the pertinent info. see, i'm that damn good.

sincerely,
jedi master princess who will soon wield a purple mace windu lightsabre because that's how the gods and the force have willed it to be.