onion bagels suck. while some people (who shall remain nameless) may think that buying the bagel next to the onion bagel is a great two for one deal, i have to disagree and say that such people (who, if you remember, shall remain nameless) are dumb. because you see, the smell of an onion bagel Is Wrong. the taste of an onion bagel Is Wrong. hence, anything that contains a bit of onion bagel whether through taste or smell Is Wrong by association. it's disgusting like nothing else when i bite into my allegedly plain bagel and get a nasty bite of onion-ness. ew! evil onion bagels...you leave my plain lovelies the hell alone!! stay in your smelly corner of the pastry display case and let my tasty plains spend their last days stink-free! oh onion bagel, how i loathe thee most passionately.