i am a sappy wuss.

kelly hu was hot. are those boobs for real? and ohmygod, i'm actually sympathetic to murthermarfing mathayas(!!). they made him a great kick-ass good guy...reminds me of those numerous childhood viewings of the beastmaster and conan. great serious approach to the mood too...jokes pop up yes but it isn't the smart ass kick of the mummy stuff. either way, equally good...love the attempt at character development. and, of course, gratuitous scenes of miz hu's nekkidness is infinitely more preferred to SUPERTHISCLOSE zoom ins on dwyane's eyebrows....but hey. the ride was good enough that i wish it'd lasted longer. i'd shore like to sit through this one again aye.... :)

oh yieah....memnon and the traitor son? HOT. yum most definitely. :)