WHY GUYS ARE STUPID.

well durn me if i know. why are you guys so stupid? emotionally stunted? disgustingly hairy where there's no need for hair? dirty? smelly? sticky? oblivious to all but sex? and, the most important thing, have such an ugly sex organ?

which reminds me....

join GAP now. Girls Against Penises. because penises are ugly. fun yes but ugly. because yes, penises do have a brain, but the brain that exists is DUMB. because they shrink (wtf? who has any use for a shrinking sex organ?!). because it's easily hurt (how wimpy is that). and because, well dammit, join if for no other reason than the fact that penises are ugly. shit, that should be the only reason fools!

moving on from the anger at ugly penises slant (oh boy! looking forward to the "U're a ANgrY LesBian DYKE bItCh!!" emails now!!)....let's talk about people who are annoying because they get important facts wrong.
for instance, lara croft is NOT some dumb chick who waves boobs around and shoots guns for fun. she's smart, she's sassy, she's resourceful, SHE CAN KICK YOUR BUTT. so let's keep those "dumb bitch" references to yourselves people.
then there's the misconception that Matthew Lillard (i.e. god i.e. me's right hand in more ways than one) is a bad actor. ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG. have you watched wing commander at all?! i mean, MY GOD(!!), the boy carried the movie!! square face just sat around looking *coughcough* emotionally troubled...but Matthew, oh Matthew showed so much more character. watch 13 ghosts if you're still not convinced. ignore she's all that. that movie did not exist.
i don't have a god complex. believing you are god is different from knowing you are god. i am god. the end.

screw this, i don't feel like spewing random bullshit anymore for today. this blogger thing is weird.