THERE ARE a million little elves in jedi bob. BUT. out of the million of little elves THERE IS...ONE EVIL BAD DISGUSTING SICK MOST LIKELY PAID BY MICROSOFT ELF. he's the punk who pulls down the BSOD, the one who sends out illegal errors (WTF?! how can installing a program be a FEDERAL OFFENSE?!), the chit who keeps the comp from resting peacefully in standby (no doubt farting to disrupt the peace), and most definitely is the punkass who makes jb REBOOT FOR NO GOOD GODDAMN REASON. just WHAT the HELL is up with that?! are the other elves treating you badly? are your self-esteem issues really that mutilating? just what did the devil bill gates pay you?! leave jedi bob alone!! he's only a humble not very well trained jedi computer who wants to cause no harm to the world. work with the other little elves you POS or else i will...

well. there's not much i can do then is there. fucking elves. the lot of you.